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TAIPEI (Reuters) - A city in northern Taiwan is trying the Midas touch to persuade reluctant residents to clean up after their canines: offering a chance to win gold bars to anyone handing in bags of doggy deposits.

- Ironically, sewer system flushing declined 79% as baggie turn-in's soared.
- Now THERE'S the place to start my new puppy mill.
- They're trying the same system with cleaning up prostitution, but they have no additional room for THEIR feces. 
‎(DENVER, CO) - Mesa County Sheriff Stan Hilkey said DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER disregarded public safety when he delivered a pepper-sprayed 29-year-old fugitive to the jail while DOG's cameras rolled. Hilkey said DOG engaged in "profit-driven peacockery".

- Or an "unholy act of aggravated assholiness".
- Or a "televised travesty of torturing by a testosterone tweeked twit".
- Or it was actually DOG's hair spray. WHOOPSY!



SEOUL (Reuters) - South Korean scientists said on Wednesday they have created a glowing dog using a cloning technique that could help find cures for human diseases such as Alzheimer's and Parkinson's. 
- It's also safer to walk it at night.
- It's also handy in a blackout.
- I wonder how many South Korean restaurants will use it as an outdoor sign?



BRUSSELS (Reuters) - A 1990 Belgian UFO photo was faked with a piece of polystyrene, one of the people behind the picture has revealed after more than 20 years. "You can do a lot with a little" said one of the forgers.

- Was he talking UFOs or male porno actors in Japan?
- Just look what Star Trek did with two pie tins and three paper towel cores.
- A cockroach wearing a tiny space helmet: I gots an invasion video!




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